Hey, I forgot to mention...

The chick magnet?

It's still there.

Still for sale.

If one of you thinks this is the vehicle for your love life, let me know. I can give you the coordinates for it on Google Earth.

Didn't write down the seller's phone number, though. Sorry.

But it's a small town. I bet if you called their Chief of Police, he'd be happy to give you the owner's name and number.

Just to get it off Main.