Wife just came down to give me the big news.

It was almost "President Cheney" a few hours ago.

So, Dubya can't chew pretzels and watch tv at the same time? What a surprise.

I know we need to stand behind the Presidency, but that doesn't mean I have to admire the man currently in the office.

But if he's still alive, bin Laden is probably kicking himself. They didn't need to send hijacked airplanes to Washington.

Just pretzels.