The motel we stay at in SoDak is one of those places where they fold the first square on the toilet paper roll into a neat triangular point.

I always thought that was a sign of class.

Wife says it is a sign that someone has already handled that piece.

Never thought of it that way before.

Our different points of view on motel toilet paper management caused the wife to remark on another sexually-based difference.

She asked, "If you're in a stall and the man next to you needs more paper, do you hand him a whole roll, or just a wad of paper?"

Well, first, that has never happened to me. And males being males, I suspect it never will. A male would rather use the back of his hand or leave skid marks than to ever ask the guy in the next stall for paper. And truth be told, I check the paper in the stall before I go in to use it, not after.

But, hypothetically, if that event ever occurred, I would hand him an entire roll, so he can take off what he needs.

According to the wife, however, women only hand their neighbor a pre-measured handful of wadded paper.

Either you ladies are incredibly stingy, or remarkably intuitive about each other's needs.

I don't wanta know, either way.