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18 December 2010 - 23:03

an updated mothers' warning

You know that mothers' warning about always wearing clean underwear, because you never know when someone else might see it? You know, you might be in accident, or something?

One of the game wardens called me early this morning. Seems he's got a cell phone memory card (but not the cell phone, mind you) from a hunter who voluntarily turned said memory card over to the law.

The memory card holds several photos of a huge deer the hunter shot. But the warden suspects that either a) the deer was not shot where it was claimed to be, or b) it was shot a day or two after the hunting season has closed.

Hence the desire to check all the hunting photos, and particularly the metadata the phone stores along with the images.

Problem is, the warden doesn't have an adapter to download said memory card to a computer. Not to mention, our anal IT people will not allow anyone to buy any peripherals on their own. Everything must be pre-approved and purchased tediously through the Capitol's channels.

A weeks-long, if not months-long, process.

But he knows I have plenty of multi-slot card readers.

And a personal, not-on-the-official-network laptop.

Can I download the deer photos for him?

Turns out I have not one, not two, but three different adapters that will fit this particular cell phone card.

As the photo thumbnails are popping up on the screen, the warden mentions... "He said there were some pictures of his wife on here that might be kinda embarrassing."

Amidst the many family, scenery, truck and newborn infant photos we espy a couple of a cute brunette wearing a dark bustier.

Ooookay. Maybe rates an R, nothing really to worry about.

Finally we find pictures of the big buck deer. And right next in line is one image that I can only describe as...

Gynecological.

Umm. Okay, I can see why he mentioned it.

But it's really nothing different than what you kind find on the internet. Without even looking that hard.

And there really is nothing available in the image to truly indicate it involves parts of the same brunette in the earlier shots.

But still...

Folks, you oughta be careful about what you carry around in your cell phone.

You never really know who might be looking at it sometime.

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