Knew something was amiss as soon as we got home.

The screen door wasn't shut.

And the recliner was in the middle of the room, parked next to the modem. With the network cord hanging out.

Either we were burgled by someone who only needed internet access, or...

The newlyweds stopped by the house on their way across the state.

It was a couple hours later before the wife spotted the note, stuck on the top piece of mail:

I hope it was as much a thrill for her to write the word "Family" as it was for us to read it.