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blame it on the heeler "Oh, I'm so sorry!" the wife said, as she pulled up her pants. Great. Now how do I explain this bump on my head? "My wife hit me on the head with a toilet seat?" Yeah. We had a good laugh about that. All the funnier because it has the benefit of being true. 'Course we could tell 'em it's all the heeler's fault. Which was true, too. |
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